Momo: Woah! dude, who are you?
Bart: It’s me man.
M: No, but, like who are you?
B: I’m me.
M: I’m me.
B: Who are you?
M: I don’t remember.
B: Who are you?
M: Oh right, right, right. I’ll ask the questions around here, my name is Momo.
B: Aye Carumba! Don’t have a cow man! It’s me Bart Simpson remember me? We met in Haight Ashbury last year, remember?
M: Oh yea! They got a house over there that looks just like you.
M: Where are you dude?
B: I’m on tv man.
M: No but, like where are you?
B: Oh, I’m on tour man.
M: Tour, what tour?
B: They all moved to Springfield.
M: So, what’s your story?
B: It’s not D-Lysid it’s called 5-Azo, and really it’s dual core.
M: Woah! we can’t say any of that. I remember pushing my cart around near the DMV thinking ‘5-Azo’. I looked it up and I think black acid is a UTI drug called 5-Azadine or something like that.
B: Is that right?
M: Yea but, it’s a nit.
B: Yeah, it is sort of about shock and awe and being brain dead, The whole point is Bart Simpson isn’t d-lysid and isn’t an illegal street drug even.
M: But why are we here talking right now?
B: No, its not like that it’s instant messaging like telepathy or something.
M: Oh, okay. Let’s try to use the telepathy then. I’ll stop talking and we can use our mental microphones to finish the interview.
B: Alright, I’ll stop talking too, and use the mental microphone you gave to me when we met in Haight Ashbury.
M: Okay ready, here we go!
M: (in subtitles: Where are you dude?)
B: (Right here man.)
So the interview goes on about being influential, we must have more to say about d-lysid 5-azo and nit -explain vaso- Vaso: like vaso dilater is a chemical activated nit or vice versa
M: Okay, that worked. That was a test. How is tour?
B: It’s radical! There are so many sights and sounds. The colors are amazing!
M: Good to know Bart, it is Bart, right? Like Bert and Ernie, right? Can we say that even? We have to take your photo down off our show because, we are afraid it’s illegal. You know, your likeness and everything. We’re not even incorporated so if we bring in co-hostesses they better be good, right? Because it will take a minute to get contracts and model papers all set up and signed. So that was it, what about the house that looks just like you?
B: You mean all of those houses? It’s not just one house, last time I checked there were more than one.
M: You’re right, there are entire neighborhoods full of houses and they all look just like you!
B: Uh huh. You’re right and we don’t know what to do about it.
M: Bart you sound funny, I don’t know if we can use your voice even. Maybe we can just think about each other and share thoughts you know? Like Momo the Alien Mind God me in your head and you think you’re in mine. Or Zantar rather, like from Sentari, I mean.
B: Okay lets try it.
M: Shush. Don’t say anything. We stopped showing the photo and now we just want to share thoughts with you.
(thoughts in subtitles and recording)
M: (Bart are you there?)
B: (Yea, it feels funny though.)
M: (I’m not even talking now, I’m just thinking, are you there?)
B: (Yup, (in a funny voice) these are my thoughts, are we on?)
M: (Oh yea we can record your thoughts and listen to them live on our show.)
B: (Really? I’m not sure if that’s true but, maybe in the future right? Anything’s possible. Always the optimist)
M: Our minds together as one, always and forever. Maybe sometimes or never. Me in your head, you in mine. Our heads as one, always and forever. Together, sometimes or never.
B: Like tunnel, right? When we were on tour yesterday we heard about letting the dog drive, good idea the Dobermans will like that and the monkies think letting them out of the bunker. Just in the south even is a real good idea.
(SUBTITLES AND RECORDING)
M: (Alright that’s about it, anything else?)
B: (Oh yeah, I have a question for you.)
M: (Why Bart what do you want to know?) -scratching head-
B: (Just one question.)
M: (What do you want to know?) -itching-
B: (Have you thought about running for president ever?)
M: -itching and scratching head thinking-(Oh yea sure, not against the current administration though because we love those guys)
B: (Alright man,)
M: (Think about you later Bart)
B: (Oh yea, I forgot to ask. Can we do this again sometime?)
M: (What? You mean think about each other?)
B: (Yeah man, you in my head.)
M: (Sure dude, you saw it here first! Anytime you want. Momo and Bart, always and forever in your mind like ours. All God’s Children! Together, sometimes or never. All God’s children!)
M: All God’s Children!